Yeah hi.I know tmr's the PSLE English written and what am i doing here...wadeva lar.PSLE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!! PANIC PANIC *ALARM SOUNDS*
=.="" surely its not that frightening.haiz.sadly many of us has contracted a disease called "Nerdia". I can already picture tmr's papers headline:

Sunny island's students suffering from deadly disease
Singapore's students are nowadays getting very stressed. Most students are stressed due to parents' , tutors' and teachers' pressure. Out of the 100 Primary 6 pupils interviewed yesterday, 90% is stressed by the PSLE . Out of this 90% , 99% has admitted that they have contracted a new strain of deadly disease, " Nerdia". This is a result of over studying and quick completion of their homework. Completion of assesment books measured in books are also part of the cause. Should PSLE be abolished to reduce the students' stress?Read more on page 2...

Wad to do? Exams determine your future. This exam will determine your secondary school, which will determine your further education route. Sometimes, I feel that PSLE should be abolished, but considering the future of Singapore, how retarded the kids will be , I fear that if PSLE is abolished in the future, even dumb kids might be walking around in NUS high school or Raffles Institution or Raffles Girls or Hwa Chong etc. Dont worry though, PSLE can't be that hard--> the MOE staff still want to secure their jobs. Sometimes, the papers are easy due to political reasons.Hmmm, how easy would the paper be if there were major riots,processions etc. outside everyday? haha. Good question for you to mull over.

ANYWAY, lets not dwell on horrifying topics. Readers please take a deep breath before reading on as " Information below might cause heart attacks, kidney failures, asthma attacks, memory failure and disintegration of your eyes " .

Okay, here's a recount of today's happenings.

The sun was like a fireball in the blue sky as ....
Okay maybe not.That starting sucks though i'm trying to prepare for tmr's compo.okay lets get to the point.

Today at the hall, when we were sitted uncomfortably at the hall, we listened carefully to what P.Wee had to say. She was going over the rules though we knew them by logic.well anyway, after that Ms Theng was in-charge of our group so she walk down our row then she said, " okay Zhi Yuan you choose 9 more reliable pple for me."
Then i was like, :0 wtf. she suddenly called me cos she knew me the most out of the whole row.dot.so i chose lah, then choose 7 only then she okay enuf.lol..
Okay fast forward fast forward fast forward. We are all seated in our neatly arranged classroom.Then Ms Theng walked out of the classroom dunno for what, then dunno someone went to say some crap , and incurred the wrath of the holy constipated banana. Then, our dearest justin went to " add oil on the fire " and the holy constipated banana slam his table, then zhong hui called it, " eh _ _ _ _ _! " then it gave zhong hui the murderous look n started laffing, the justinn continue adding oil then the holy banana slam its table again and walk towards justin and on the way slam natalie's table then he was screaming and shouting , " JUSTIN! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU KNOW HOW HURT I AM?!? " etc.
Justin was giving the I-dont-care look, and well, its face was crimson red and its veins were throbbing. ( i think i can pass my compo exam u know.) Yeah, then yong xin walked over from the other room where ms lam was in, together with amanda, charmaine,marcus,adele and peeps. THEN, * drum roll*, ms theng returned. *gasp* she saw yong xin then asked wad he was doing there.

AFTER SCHOOL, we found out from yong xin, that ms lam had sent him there to check what happened and he said before he left that the scream sounded like a girl.
YONG XIN, YOU RAWK.=)

Well, that wasnt ITS first outburst. Happened quite a few times in class and 1 time outside the hall just before the 2nd part of the PSLE listening comprehension.blah, dowan to elaborate on them.wads worth elaborating on was its wonderful complain to liang lao shi, which i thanked it alot, for that made us many more allies and strengthened our bonds between allies.a big thank you to you. though its worth elaborating, i wont elaborate.i'm tired of the same topic, my final words about this topic today is, Now, we know what they teach at Kong Hwa. ( I dont mean to offend any other pupils of Kong Hwa but IT.)

------------------- End of horrifying information ----------------------------------------

TAO NAN IS GOING TO BE HUNDRED SOON!!!!!!!!! YEH TNS RAWKS!!!!!!!! YOOHOO.Time capsule.i'm so excited.history gallery.CARNIVAL! 100th year DINNER! yeah those who dont know, Ms Lam has chosen Dayna and I to be Emcees for the TNS 100th year dinner.and guess what, MR GOH CHOK TONG IS GOING!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
still have, the beijing trip.i'm also very excited though mr chan's in-charge of us.well.
and of course, the best gathering of all ( excluding IT) , the LJ CHALET 2006.
These are just some of the things that are exciting me so much,i cant wait to get over PSLE.for one,i want to get over it. second,i want to see how good i am. SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just to end it all, i've changed my blogskin and added 9 songs and countdown timer in my blog.WISH ME LUCK FOR THE PSLE!!!!!!!!!!=)))

Looking forward to LJ chalet,
Lame King

6:37 PM;

Halo! Long time no post.i can also see that no one is visiting my blog cos no posts.lol.aiyah so this is a post la.anw,i just changed my blog add. from www.societyforthelameandspastic.blogspot.com to www.enchantedexperience.blogspot.com . everyone pls relink me hor.xiexie! i also just relinked some people.so outdated blog.haiz.
shit i dunno whether can finish my homework.left quite a bit and its like 9.30pm.i doing some stupid psle chinese assesment now.hehe later i call sea urchin discuss some answers.muahahahahaha.AOC.lol..oyea the prelim oral on saturday i never go.instead, i went for a stupid DSA General Ability Test by NUS High. idiotic lar.i dowan to go yet my mum forces me to go try.=.= after that got some stupid interview if i get thru the test,which is freaking damnit hard,like p6 - sec 2(3?) stuff.crap.i regard NUS high and a Holy School of the Nerds.u noe,HSN.jeez.the place so freaking big u can get lost in the school.seriously.the field is humongous, the buildings are big etc. wad a crappy place.i've never gotten lost in tao nan in my 6 years there lor.haiz, wish i cannot go there.=)))
Marcus Chng also " legally" married Jerlynn How.I am very happy for them.i mean,my younger bro is married!! confirm happy one mah....on friday after recess,in class,sea urchin gave the idea of having a wedding of marcus and jerlynn.so she,vivian,rui yi and me helped out.we created wedding rings,bangles,a vow and even a box to contain the rings.then at 12.30pm we went to the computer lab to do some stupid crappy survey.and Ms Phay ( her name contradicts her size) was in the lab.argh stupid woman.then we went back to class then a gong brought us down to the mrl with our bags to view an exhibition on " To Wed and To Mourn" then we were like so enthusiastic about reading all the stuff on the panels on " To Wed" and we were checking the items we made,see if we missed anything out.haha.then the sudoku gang as usual,amanda and company, were all huddled on the stage ,doing some stupid sudoku.=.= how boring amanda's life must be,whole day either eating seaweed or talking crap or doing sudoku.poor thing.i pity her.nvm.
these few days been playing " Heroes of Might and Magic 3" .its a rather old game,but i still enjoy it.haha. Yi Han aka Derek ( wtf how come dejun's other name is derek and charm's bro name also derek??!!) keep coming to our house.he comes almost everyday, except sunday. he's the guy you guys (referring to brandon,audrey, charmaine and elyssa) saw the other day. the " pai kia" looking guy.lol.he not really THAT pai kia la.he dances Hip Hop and teaches at Hip Hop Kids'pore. i think they got 4-6 studios all over singapore.cool la i've seen their studio before.quite nice one.anw he also fell in love with Heroes of Might and Magic 3.haha.in fact he's better than me at it. he calls himself a Strategist.=.= but i must admit,that he is quite pro at it,defending his castles with pathetic troops against freaking powerful heroes,with LAME tactics.really very lame.yet he can win.wtfwtf.
OYEA.my phone is repaired!!!!!!! hooray! i got it back yesterday.i've been using a borrowed phone from M1...my original phone screen blackout.the guy say is the screen cracked and cock up.=.= aiyah dunno la..kk gtg to my rotten homework or risk getting barbequed tommorrow.BBYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Cheerio,
Lame King

9:24 PM;

Halo ! Just came back from Bedok Reservoir =) went to watch liang lao shi's dragonboat competition.In the morning i go molin, then after that i go bedok eat, then liang lao shi sms me,say the competition's been brought forward 30 mins.i was like SHIT I DIE ALR.then i faster tell lionel and weeqin.lol.i was the first there,then met with lionel 5 mins later, then later 1 hour later rui xin came, and 20 mins later wee qin came.
funny.before weeqin came, i and lionel were like picking up small stones off the track and throwing them at rui xin.lol. then we take alotalotalotalot of stones and throw at her back,put in her bag, throw at her feet (she wore slippers),head etc.etc. haha. then she took twigs, and threw at my head lar.freaking pain sia. TWICE.i wanted to slap her lor.but anw after that we still kept throwing stones until weeqin came.haha.then me and lionel panic.weeqin.UH OH. she v. good fren with rui xin one...then they sure gang up on us and we sure die.
then we took this plastic bag and filled it with stones then we met weeqin.obviously we started throwing the stones at her.she was pissed i think =))keep on throwing and throwing.fun u noe. u seldom get to throw stones at a pathetic moron for 5 hours non stop without the moron attacking u back and without teachers around to catch u.LOL. but it was fun torturing people.then we kept buying H20.at least 3 times i think.we kept waking to the drink stall to buy the H20.haha.then we bought this set,1 chicken wing and 3 fishballs for $1.cheap right? anw there was this playground there near the food stalls.its those type thats filled with air, not solid ones.then the 4 of us went to invade all 3 "air playground" that was set up.lol.many young kids and we kept scaring them and bullying them.the most fun was the torturing sessions la.
oya.when we were walking to the stalls every time, we saw a few clowns walking around.1 on stilts, 2 with some gigantic balloon over their head, as in their head in the balloon and the balloon resting on the shoulders,1 woman, a few jugglers and 1 stupid freaking silver shirt young guy.hate him lars.we were torturing the balloon people then he kept blowing his whistle to shoo us off.i wanted to slap him sia.spoil our fun.anw the balloon people seemed to be enjoying lor.AND, one of the balloon guys came to hug me and kiss me ! lucky he kissed thru a balloon sia.then i ran away, like,baboons in balloons...yea we saw mdm neo also,she stole my chicken wing!!xD jkjk.i gave her my chicken wing ( i noe wad u're thinking, i did not touch the chicken wing). all the way those NTU and NUS people, wa, super annoying.keep slamming 2 long "balloons" together,making that annoying sound and shouting annoying cheers.then we were doing voodoo on the ground also, lol.main target was de jun and those moronic NTU and NUS pple.haha.
haiz...school reopen liaoz..sian....but still tomorrow holiday, youth day mah. =) so far ms lam still haven scold us like mad for one week and that is a very good record.mr chan or mdm neo also never scold us like siao.lucky us.the homework though was a little too much. i really mean a little.
back to the competition, mdm neo's team, Team Mountbatten clinched third.shucks la.those moronic schools got first and second.idiots...oyea.when we were talking bad stuff about the NTU and NUS aloud( everywhere was NTU and NUS pple) ,we said, " Oh sorry! I didn't mean that! I mean, I don't mean my sorry!! HAHAHAA!!" bad right?but those pple real annoying lors.we were like,NTU are freaking morons.then sorry i didnt mean that.i mean, i dont mean my sorry! then we'll burst out in laughter.oyes before i forget, weeqin kicked my leg TWICE. haiz, females are the worst creatures ever existed.

Lame King aka ~*deVILS exTERMINAtor*~

6:44 PM;

Halo.Holidays are soon coming to an end.and guess wad.I HAVE NOT FINISHED ALL MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!PANICPANICPANICPANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well but at least, yesterday, while searching my bag, i found my VE booklet! and LJ is super duper holy.i found my VE booklet after i did something for lj.but i cannot say.why?because.our dearest fren, Mr Gay,still insists on joining back LJ.i mean.its impossible de jun.u mean we're suppose to invite u back after u created a club to take us down?after we cleaned up ur mess?hey PUT URSELF IN OUR SHOES OK.LJ is NOT a club where when u want to join,u join.when u decide to quit, u quit.its not a club where pple are free to join and free to go de jun.irritating moron.
Then today i went RG Channel for English tuition.waaa.super hilarious lesson.we were doing oral conversation and the theme, delightedly, was A Car Accident.muahahahahahaha.we were laughing like hell.then the teacher also dont care much,bo chap sometimes also laugh.lol.fun lesson.then got this saddistic guy say to me after lesson,when there was this truck infront and a small car behind, i hope this truck reverse and back this black small car.how many casualties do you think there will be?i said.3 i suppose.2 pple in the truck and 1 in the car.and mayb a couple of pedestrians.then was like roaring wif laughter.he was repeating, Life is no fun without casualties.lol.

kk gtg liao.bye!

Lame King

6:39 PM;

Halo...I just changed to a M1 line.....and got a new phone and obviously a new number.SGH-X650....thats the handphone model...but its free!cos new line mah...2 years contract...so this so get this phone free.......lol.lawl.wadeva.
anyway i am super pissed now cos got 2 things irritating me.number one,my stupid computer is lagging like siao AND I CANT GET INTO MSN!AAH!so pissed.number two,Mr Lim De Jun the Gay and his Devils Revenue is so disgusting.but if any dr members are reading this now,forget it,i can tell you,lj has alr won more than half the war.if you dont bliv,w8 till school reopens.morons.fools.idiots.now we have an extra gay,extra CC on the loose.mad ass.argh my computer is lagging like mad.i cant take it.got to sign off now.bye!

Lame King

6:54 PM;

Halo...I just changed to a M1 line.....and got a new phone and obviously a new number.SGH-X650....thats the handphone model...but its free!cos new line mah...2 years contract...so this so get this phone free.......lol.lawl.wadeva.
anyway i am super pissed now cos got 2 things irritating me.number one,my stupid computer is lagging like siao AND I CANT GET INTO MSN!AAH!so pissed.number two,Mr Lim De Jun the Gay and his Devils Revenue is so disgusting.but if any dr members are reading this now,forget it,i can tell you,lj has alr won more than half the war.if you dont bliv,w8 till school reopens.morons.fools.idiots.now we have an extra gay,extra CC on the loose.mad ass.argh my computer is lagging like mad.i cant take it.got to sign off now.bye!

Lame King

6:54 PM;

Hi there! Long time no post.pple demanding me to post lehs.stressed.well yea,so this is a post aint it?
Wednesday rocks sia.went to watch X-Men wif fellow Little Johnians.the movie rocks lor.but the characters are ugly,especially jean gray.ew.old auntie.and spike also.sucks.chinese gay.still think Charles Xavier and Magneto look more cool.XD they can move objects wif their minds lehs.cool.Jean gray also abit ruthless.she blasted Proffessor Xavier into microscopic bits single handedly!!!goodness.btw,we took bus and mrt to tampines mall.just b4 the mrt pulled into the station,we decided to spam charmaine.XD she got super pissed.she started sending sms in block back to weeqin.but it was fun."hello charmaine ar?""yea weeqin ar?" 1..2..3! "BRANDON LOVE CHARMAINE! ah ha! then we put down the phone and the sms in block flooded in.well yea.seen tat b4.many times.typical result of spamming.XD back to the movie.the part magneto drive the bridge also damn cool sia.they 1 whole brotherhood just walked onto the bridge,swiping everything to the side and drove the whole bridge!supere powerful monstrosities.
On the straight bus back to Weeqin's hse to collect our school bags, the bus trip damn fun.laffing and laffing.we went onto the bus.then marcke went to sit beside a auntie.i sat beside brandon.weeqin sat wif vivian.adele sat wif evelyn.3 mins after we sat down,the auntie was laffing at OUR jokes kkaes.we were laffing away.brandon being Proffessor Xavier,the Pathetic Immobile Moron.XD then charmaine was Jean Gray,so brandon got blasted into microscopic bits by charmaine.how cool is that.one fine day she might go around blasting the sea to get all the seaweed! XD anyways it was the Phoenix inside Jean that killed the Proffessor and Scott.Double personality.
Thats Wednesday.today sucks.little john found out that dejun and ruiyi have decided to join the new club by amanda lee, PP ,Pigeon Pee!dejun and rui yi you 2 are so dead.if its a war you're looking for,we'll gladly give you one.I cant blog anymore.i cant think of anything to write once i think of the bastards.

PP are a group of morons,
Lame King

10:17 PM;

Halo.........feeling abit sad today....my grandma's death first death aniversary.she always very sayang me wan. :( sad.she passed away at IMM shopping centre,when my uncle was pushing her on a wheelchair shopping. i remember tat day so clearly lyk it was yesterday although it happened one year ago. :( my mum was crying lyk mad.she very take care of my grandma.she love her alot.then she was crying and sobbing and saying stuff lyk i am going to die already and stuff.so sad.wished she haven't passed away.
anyway we went to Ju Shi Lin monastery( i tink its one) to praypray.just nice vesak day.so we pray to the gods and my grandma.my mum was sobbing away once we alighted from the car.she sob and sob.haiz.........sad sia.
ok sorry if i made u feel sad.the good news is,i wished for a good stuff for Little John and 6J when praying to the gods.i cant say wad.it wont be granted if i tell(well according to beliefs)
then after tat went tuition.
haiz....cant blog anymore....still cant get over the fact that my grandma passed away...*sobz*

Lame King

12:48 AM;